You Need a New Boyfriend

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Revenge is sweet. 

Revenge is sweet. 

Never a bad thing to raise your standards. 
topnotchbitch:

my future husband will dress like this on a day to day basis … unless we are going sailing of course

Never a bad thing to raise your standards. 

topnotchbitch:

my future husband will dress like this on a day to day basis … unless we are going sailing of course


When seahorses find a mate, they wrap their tails around each other so the tide doesn’t drift them apart. They have that one mate for the rest of their lives. When the mate dies, they do too.

When seahorses find a mate, they wrap their tails around each other so the tide doesn’t drift them apart. They have that one mate for the rest of their lives. When the mate dies, they do too.

(via meggielizz)

No musk, just flowers

The next time your necking and he smells like notes of floral, then you need a new boyfriend. And a lock for your fragrances. 

I see you as a really great friend… that I can have sex with.

—Some douchebag