He’s a winner.
Reminds me of the time I wrote my phone number down on a dollar bill for the cute male server I was tipping. Then, as I watched him take the check back to the counter, the cash went into the register… somewhere that dollar bill is floating around… somewhere.
Five year old: I won't marry you until I have a job first! - Toby Knapp - hot995.com
I’m beginning to think I should follow my old philosophies from when I was five years old.
Leaner, definitely meaner
If your boyfriend takes enough weight loss supplements to make him a national brand rep, and ripped your bedroom to shreds last week look for a new one. With “general human code.”
Momma’s boy
You know you need a new boyfriend when he claims he’s spending Valentine’s Day with his mother. 
Happy 50th post
Don’t worry- unlike all your other ex-boyfriends, we’re here for the long-run.
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