The world would be a better place if…
every man came with his own therapist.
photo courtesy of bumpshack.com
Deadbeat dud
“You know you need a new boyfriend when he’s jobless during the entire relationship, still living at his parents’ house with their eight cats, sleeps in a twin (because two people are totally “supposed” to fit in it) and is fine with all of it at age 23.”
-Emily via e-mail
Comic courtesy of Washingtonpost.com
(Source: Washington Post)
GASeous guy
You know u need a new bf when he farts and laughs about it in front of you.
If he knows the way around the mall better than you do, you need a new boyfriend and a shopping spree.
To my ex… you still here? #Vamoose!
—@Florencia_x3 via Twitter
HA
Under control
You need to switch to Proactiv after a hot and heavy make out sesh. Say goodbye to your boyfriend and hello to a clear complexion.
#ToMyEx, grow a couple of inches and then maybe we’ll see eye to eye
—@SexiMissG via Twitter
