You Need a New Boyfriend

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Deadbeat dud

"You know you need a new boyfriend when he’s jobless during the entire relationship, still living at his parents’ house with their eight cats, sleeps in a twin (because two people are totally "supposed" to fit in it) and is fine with all of it at age 23.”

-Emily via e-mail

                                          

Comic courtesy of Washingtonpost.com

(Source: Washington Post)

GASeous guy

You know u need a new bf when he farts and laughs about it in front of you. 

If he knows the way around the mall better than you do, you need a new boyfriend and a shopping spree. 

If he knows the way around the mall better than you do, you need a new boyfriend and a shopping spree. 

To my ex… you still here? #Vamoose!

—@Florencia_x3 via Twitter

Under control

You need to switch to Proactiv after a hot and heavy make out sesh. Say goodbye to your boyfriend and hello to a clear complexion.

#ToMyEx, grow a couple of inches and then maybe we’ll see eye to eye

—@SexiMissG via Twitter